Judge Fudge's definitions
1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
Get the feltchingmug. by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008
Get the blouncemug. 1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.
by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006
Get the yatchmug. to watch a film in a cinema, and then enter another screen without payin. usually done at night so that it can be accompanied with copious amounts of draw, preferably blazed at the back of the cinema itself(whenever possible).
- easy son, feelin to go hoppin tonite? that new jokes ben stiller film is out i think.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.
by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008
Get the hopmug. London slang.
nouns:
1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it.
2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with
3) huge
verbs:
1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.
nouns:
1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it.
2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with
3) huge
verbs:
1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.
"look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench"
"that car is hench. you could fit Pavarotti in there"
you push someone out of a queue to get to the front and they do shit about it.
"man got henched! shame!"
"that car is hench. you could fit Pavarotti in there"
you push someone out of a queue to get to the front and they do shit about it.
"man got henched! shame!"
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the henchmug. 1) to have sex wit someone
2) to hit something very hard, usually used when scoring a powerful goal in fotball (or 'soccer'- stop getin twisted, Americans)
2) to hit something very hard, usually used when scoring a powerful goal in fotball (or 'soccer'- stop getin twisted, Americans)
1): yo, me bang that girl hardcore yesteday
2) (just scored a Sick long shot goal) what a complete bang!
2) (just scored a Sick long shot goal) what a complete bang!
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the bangmug. British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake
by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004
Get the shawoddywoddymug.