Judge Fudge's definitions

bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

by Judge Fudge December 12, 2008

crackead

London slang. as in 'crack head'. can mean:
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'

1) :i heard hes actually done hub!
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

shawoddywoddy

British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake

"ah sed to that lass go down and give me some good shawoddwoddy"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004

tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

hop

to watch a film in a cinema, and then enter another screen without payin. usually done at night so that it can be accompanied with copious amounts of draw, preferably blazed at the back of the cinema itself(whenever possible).

- easy son, feelin to go hoppin tonite? that new jokes ben stiller film is out i think.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

rogering

In British slang it means to have anal sex, usually between two men.

: "i gave him a good rogering"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004