Judge Fudge's definitions

dash

London slang. to throw violently, usually with the intention to hurt someone.

" he got mad and dashed the remote at me cos i came up behind him and slapped him in the head "

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

yatch

London term for catching someone doing something they shouldn't be.

1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.

by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

hop

to watch a film in a cinema, and then enter another screen without payin. usually done at night so that it can be accompanied with copious amounts of draw, preferably blazed at the back of the cinema itself(whenever possible).

- easy son, feelin to go hoppin tonite? that new jokes ben stiller film is out i think.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

bunnage

London slang. noun, means a supply of weed (or any other forms).
comes from 'to bun'- to smoke draw

dude 1) you got the bunnage?
2) yeah. let's bin up.

dude: "i need to go to my dealer to get some bunnage."

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

rogering

In British slang it means to have anal sex, usually between two men.

: "i gave him a good rogering"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004