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by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the dash mug.London slang. exclamation, meaning similar to like 'wow' or sum shit like that. expressing surprise.
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the rahted mug.1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
Get the feltching mug.1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.
by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006
Get the yatch mug.London slang. Means trainers, usually white.
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'
(dude b steps on dude a's trainers, by accident)
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the creams mug.London slang. also means rude, or leary. usually describes a girl, usually of black origin (reputation for attitude).
dude 1) see that crackead getin facety to me? thinkin hes a rudeboy or sutin.
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.
dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.
dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Get the facety mug.London slang. as in 'crack head'. can mean:
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'
1) :i heard hes actually done hub!
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
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