Judge Fudge's definitions

rapage

London slang. exclamation or noun.
If someone gets seriously battered at something eg a ps2 game, and you score and it's 9-0, you go 'rapage' when it goes in the net.
Expressed when someone is beaten at something, eg a fight.

-" that man got batered by that G "
-" what rapage "

-"dude, i just scored again, your getin raped."
- "Ok, next game, there's gona be some serious rapage (of you)"

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

politics

the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004

fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange

dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

creams

London slang. Means trainers, usually white.
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'

(dude b steps on dude a's trainers, by accident)
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004