Judge Fudge's definitions

hench

London slang.
nouns:
1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it.
2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with
3) huge
verbs:
1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.

"look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench"
"that car is hench. you could fit Pavarotti in there"
you push someone out of a queue to get to the front and they do shit about it.
"man got henched! shame!"

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

bang

1) to have sex wit someone
2) to hit something very hard, usually used when scoring a powerful goal in fotball (or 'soccer'- stop getin twisted, Americans)

1): yo, me bang that girl hardcore yesteday
2) (just scored a Sick long shot goal) what a complete bang!

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

crackead

London slang. as in 'crack head'. can mean:
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'

1) :i heard hes actually done hub!
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

facety

London slang. also means rude, or leary. usually describes a girl, usually of black origin (reputation for attitude).

dude 1) see that crackead getin facety to me? thinkin hes a rudeboy or sutin.
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.

dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

by Judge Fudge December 12, 2008

hop

to watch a film in a cinema, and then enter another screen without payin. usually done at night so that it can be accompanied with copious amounts of draw, preferably blazed at the back of the cinema itself(whenever possible).

- easy son, feelin to go hoppin tonite? that new jokes ben stiller film is out i think.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

rogering

In British slang it means to have anal sex, usually between two men.

: "i gave him a good rogering"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004