Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito February 29, 2008

unlucktard

the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are

All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.

by juanchito February 07, 2008

quizzam

An assessment worth more than a quiz but less than an exam; what cool teachers call a quest.

Ok class, tomorrow we'll be having a quizzam on the trustworthiness of online databases that anyone can contribute to or edit.

by Juanchito March 09, 2009

grown-up voice

the voice with which a kid speaks when conversing with an adult; this voice is marked by faked politeness and is often several octaves higher than the normal voice

Matt: Chris, your grown-up voice makes you sound like a pre-pubescent girl.

by Juanchito September 17, 2010

Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

by juanchito March 17, 2008

lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 06, 2008

nellie

an effeminate male (nelly)

I'm not gay, I'm just a nellie...

by juanchito March 15, 2008