Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

AM

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.

I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.

by jp February 04, 2004

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 08, 2004

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 06, 2003

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP February 26, 2005

g-shack

A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"

Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!

by jp August 04, 2004

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004