ym'smig

your mom's mom is gay (insult used to trump "ymig")

Joshua: "I like this look you've got going here- very emo."

Lauren: "ymig"

Joshua: "ym'smig"

Lauren: "Damn. I didn't see that coming. You win."

by Josh Wexler December 25, 2008

FYML

Fuck Your Mom Later." Textspeak for "see you later.

TM1: Gettin on the plane now. See ya when I get back.

TM2: FYML.

by Josh Wexler September 06, 2010

ymig

your mom is gay

Girl Text: "We're broken up now. Why do you keep texting me all the time?"

Guy Text: "ymig"

by Josh Wexler December 20, 2008

Teriyaki Jockey

a man who likes to sleep with asian women. someone with yellow fever.

John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?

Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.

by Josh Wexler April 28, 2016

Gihadist

Someone fanatical about training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in the gi.

A gihadist may: 1)Only train in the gi, 2)Obsess over gi tournament rules, 3)Tell you that you can't get good without training in the gi.

I asked Sensei Charles if he wanted to roll so I could test out my leglocks, but he's such a gihadist that he said "Sorry I'm training for an advantage only tournament."

by Josh Wexler May 29, 2018

ymvig

your mom's vagina is gay (used as an insult)

"I just like you as a friend."

"ymvig"

by Josh Wexler December 24, 2008

fym

fuck your mom

1.
Sundog: That girl ever call you back, Wex?

Wex: fym

2.
"Do you like cucumbers in your pho?"

"fym"

by Josh Wexler December 22, 2008