Definitions by Josh Turnbull
Somerset
noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.
Somerset by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005
Yippee ki-yay
This is the correct spelling, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Commonly proceeded by the words mother and fucker and particularly used towards terrorists.
Yippee ki-yay by Josh Turnbull June 28, 2005
Papa Ghede
Noun: (Pah-pah guhay-ed)
Widely celebrated God of Death in Voodoo religion. Is usually seen with a top hat and a monocle, the eye under which is used to protect his food from thieves, as he has a big appetite. He is commonly associated with zombies, and the ability to make the dead walk the earth.
Widely celebrated God of Death in Voodoo religion. Is usually seen with a top hat and a monocle, the eye under which is used to protect his food from thieves, as he has a big appetite. He is commonly associated with zombies, and the ability to make the dead walk the earth.
Papa Ghede by Josh Turnbull June 13, 2005
Zombies
Noun: (Zohm-bees)
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
Zombies by Josh Turnbull June 13, 2005
Confusosity
noun (Cohn-fyouss-oss-it-ie): the form of being confused. When over done, can result in mild brain explosions, meaning that a section of knowledge and memory will be lost forever.
Shit! Stop John from trying to come up with a way that suggests that French might be straight! He's going into confusosity!
Confusosity by Josh Turnbull May 17, 2005
Text talk
noun (tehxt torck) or (txt tlk): Uses: Mobile phones and MSN Messenger. The most annoying form of speech ever, more annoying than French. Widely ununderstandable, it abreviates as much as possible leaving a code which only the author can decrypt. Though it does help the author write it quickly, the recipient must undergo strenuous investigation to be able to reply in an equally confusing manner untill the competition of confusosity gets to such a point, that their grammatically incorrect minds explode a little more.
Common uses:
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)
Text talk by Josh Turnbull May 16, 2005
Ifjillication
Noun derived from verb: (Iff-Jyll-Ick-Ay-shun). This word has two completely different meanings and as such should be used with extreme caution.
1. The act of dying slowly
2. A way of cooking red meats invented by the welsh.
1. The act of dying slowly
2. A way of cooking red meats invented by the welsh.
1. Oh dear, i seem to be in the process of ifjillication, I'm afraid I'll have to skip lunch.
2. Wow, that lamb was good. How did you cook it, ifjillication?
2. Wow, that lamb was good. How did you cook it, ifjillication?
Ifjillication by Josh Turnbull May 8, 2005