Josh Turnbull's definitions
Noun: (Ezz-nest-y-ciz-m)
A complicated game that can be randomly started at any one time by any one person resulting in a furious battle of looking stupid. The aim of the game is to stand behind the most competing people for as long as possible. This can turn brutal as there are no rules primarily because I cannot be arsed to think of any.
A complicated game that can be randomly started at any one time by any one person resulting in a furious battle of looking stupid. The aim of the game is to stand behind the most competing people for as long as possible. This can turn brutal as there are no rules primarily because I cannot be arsed to think of any.
by Josh Turnbull May 8, 2005
Get the Eznesticismmug. Noun derived from verb: (Iff-Jyll-Ick-Ay-shun). This word has two completely different meanings and as such should be used with extreme caution.
1. The act of dying slowly
2. A way of cooking red meats invented by the welsh.
1. The act of dying slowly
2. A way of cooking red meats invented by the welsh.
1. Oh dear, i seem to be in the process of ifjillication, I'm afraid I'll have to skip lunch.
2. Wow, that lamb was good. How did you cook it, ifjillication?
2. Wow, that lamb was good. How did you cook it, ifjillication?
by Josh Turnbull May 8, 2005
Get the Ifjillicationmug. noun (tehxt torck) or (txt tlk): Uses: Mobile phones and MSN Messenger. The most annoying form of speech ever, more annoying than French. Widely ununderstandable, it abreviates as much as possible leaving a code which only the author can decrypt. Though it does help the author write it quickly, the recipient must undergo strenuous investigation to be able to reply in an equally confusing manner untill the competition of confusosity gets to such a point, that their grammatically incorrect minds explode a little more.
Common uses:
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)
by Josh Turnbull May 16, 2005
Get the Text talkmug. That little part of your brain that will hear or think of something hilarious but inappropriate, which will act as its ignition. It is then powered by your attempts to ignore it, and will accelerate, never reaching a terminal speed and only stopping when you blurt out whatever thought started it at the worst possible moment. It is related - but not linked to - that part of your brain that inexorably broadcasts horrific images to the rest of your brain at inconvenient times, for example: images of corpses while eating, images of your mum during sex etc.
Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.
Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.
Your idiot thoughts during a funeral: Hey, that dude who was killed in a horrific car accident at the age of 25's wife's face kinda looks like a pan-fried vagina.
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.
That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.
Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.
Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.
Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.
Inhibition: Please stop trying to-
Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA
You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!
Everyone: *mortified gasps*
You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.
That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.
Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.
Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.
Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.
Inhibition: Please stop trying to-
Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA
You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!
Everyone: *mortified gasps*
You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?
by Josh Turnbull June 8, 2010
Get the Man Motormug. (Uh-bate-ihyng): Word randomly yelled in the middle of a conversation that is steeping towards boring, or in moments of awkard silence just to confuse non-abatingers and start a whole better conversation, usually involving reminiscing.
Anna: Yes I've had many periods... You know they say that period pains hurt more than getting kicked in the nuts.
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?
by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005
Get the Abatingmug. noun (Rayj-ohv-fyur-ie): Commonly preceeded by 'i am going to jump out of the window in a'. Usually used in a moment of extreme anger or in a similar context.
I am now going to jump out of the window in a fury rage
(french literal translation) I am now going to of the window in a fury rage.
(french literal translation) I am now going to of the window in a fury rage.
by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005
Get the Rage of Furymug. noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.
by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005
Get the Somersetmug.