Josh Turnbull's definitions

Ifjillication

Noun derived from verb: (Iff-Jyll-Ick-Ay-shun). This word has two completely different meanings and as such should be used with extreme caution.
1. The act of dying slowly
2. A way of cooking red meats invented by the welsh.

1. Oh dear, i seem to be in the process of ifjillication, I'm afraid I'll have to skip lunch.
2. Wow, that lamb was good. How did you cook it, ifjillication?

by Josh Turnbull May 8, 2005

when

(Wehn):
1) Question preceeding referring to time.
2) Expressed by classy people as an alternative to 'stop', particularly when involving amounts of drink or food.

1) John: I resolved to be less of a tit.
Amazing guy: When are you going to start?
John: Fuck do I know
2) Mindy: How many sugars?
Gremlin: I don't know
Mindy: Then you better say when...

by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005

Rage of Fury

noun (Rayj-ohv-fyur-ie): Commonly preceeded by 'i am going to jump out of the window in a'. Usually used in a moment of extreme anger or in a similar context.

I am now going to jump out of the window in a fury rage

(french literal translation) I am now going to of the window in a fury rage.

by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005

Abating

(Uh-bate-ihyng): Word randomly yelled in the middle of a conversation that is steeping towards boring, or in moments of awkard silence just to confuse non-abatingers and start a whole better conversation, usually involving reminiscing.

Anna: Yes I've had many periods... You know they say that period pains hurt more than getting kicked in the nuts.
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?

by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005

Text talk

noun (tehxt torck) or (txt tlk): Uses: Mobile phones and MSN Messenger. The most annoying form of speech ever, more annoying than French. Widely ununderstandable, it abreviates as much as possible leaving a code which only the author can decrypt. Though it does help the author write it quickly, the recipient must undergo strenuous investigation to be able to reply in an equally confusing manner untill the competition of confusosity gets to such a point, that their grammatically incorrect minds explode a little more.

Common uses:
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)

by Josh Turnbull May 16, 2005

Somerset

noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.

Going to Somerset? They do good home-brewed cider, if that tempts you?

by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005

Papa Ghede

Noun: (Pah-pah guhay-ed)
Widely celebrated God of Death in Voodoo religion. Is usually seen with a top hat and a monocle, the eye under which is used to protect his food from thieves, as he has a big appetite. He is commonly associated with zombies, and the ability to make the dead walk the earth.

Yo, Papa Ghede, communicated with any dead dudes yet?

by Josh Turnbull June 13, 2005