Josh Gordon is flying the plan's definitions

Amphiblio

Hypothetical (almost mythical) eight-headed penis only ever captured in crude pencil sketches in the 1980s.

Dude, who drew Amphiblio in my U.S. History book?

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Sven Clitorski

Mythical 1980s exchange student who was a ladies man.

Dude, all the chicks love Sven Clitorski!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Scoof

80s slang for sex.

Nude on all fours on the bed, Kristy looked back over her shoulder and said to Larry, let's scoof.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Bearded

Pimples. Acne.

Dude, I'm so bearded!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.

Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019