The Hook

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!
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Sven Clitorski

Mythical 1980s exchange student who was a ladies man.
Dude, all the chicks love Sven Clitorski!
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size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.
Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.
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Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.
After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!
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Amphiblio

Hypothetical (almost mythical) eight-headed penis only ever captured in crude pencil sketches in the 1980s.
Dude, who drew Amphiblio in my U.S. History book?
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50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.
Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!
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