Josh 's definitions

slam

To deficate immensely and with an insuing cornucopia of noises and grunts.

Man, I shouldn't have eatin those 4 burritos, 7 tacos, and 3 enchiladas, because now I have to take a SLAM.

by Josh June 20, 2003

cmc

COOL MAN COOL
Made by my friend, Shawn.

"I got laid today"
"CMC"

by Josh June 22, 2004

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 8, 2004

progressive metal

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

by Josh March 13, 2004

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

fats

Cali lingo that nobody understands

ask someone from california...

by Josh June 17, 2004