criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

by josh November 21, 2003

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

cossey

The wrinkley red part that surrounds the anal cavity.

I need some ointment to apply on my cossey.

by josh March 24, 2004

software

Computer wise, it is ran off of the hard drive as a program.

Best Buy has a better selection of software than Circuit City does.

by Josh January 30, 2004

a video game

An entertaining challenge in which the player(s) must acheive a goal to succeed.

Origionally, a video game was to be played through the television. It can be either that or on the computer.

by Josh January 30, 2004

showerboy

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!

Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.

by Josh November 10, 2004

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 23, 2004