Josh 's definitions

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

weenis

the skin between your fingers

ouch i got a papercut on my weenis!!!

by Josh July 13, 2003

tweener

A person between punk and prep
see poser

dude, that one dude over there is such a tweener

by Josh November 30, 2003

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

xyut

Forbidden fruit. Treasure that no one can partake of. ie Tom boy

Is xyut a boy? or a girl?
... both?

Xyut's looking fine tonight...
OH NO YOU DIDNT!

by Josh October 4, 2004

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

run up

In aviation terms what an aircraft dooes to warm up or test its engines. With brakes set the aircraft will put the engine/engines under a load to simulate stress of flight.

Tower this is N123JS i need to do a run up. N123Js proceed to taxiway Q via S and R to do you run up.

by Josh September 5, 2006