Josh's definitions

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

bk

Normaly used in online text chat convos, meaning "back"

Josh: 1 second some-ones at the door!
Dom: k
Josh: ok i'm bk
Josh: It was a mate from down the road.

by Josh July 30, 2004

squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

by JOSH April 5, 2005

fooli

A welsh piece of shit who has sex with sheep. Also known as Marcus Atkinson,

Fooli- a fool who rapes sheep

by Josh April 18, 2005

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

by Josh February 28, 2004

Deadsy

New wave metal band featuring the son of Cher and Gregg Allman. New style that is great for people that like metal that is mixed with synth sounds and awesome samples.

Deadsy Rocks your nuts

by Josh August 3, 2003