futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.
Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.
by Josh March 26, 2003
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Bitch Whore

no real definition. just a origonal insult to use, or how i use it, just to scream when in pain.
by Josh October 10, 2003
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Downhill

1. When an artist. (writer, painter, musician, other.) is built up to the level where they've felt proud of their works. And they keep working on their art when they know they aren't in the suitable mood. Nor the time to work.

2. Artist keeps working, knowing that he/she isn't going to be proud of his work. His unstoppable running mood doesn't stop him/her from working.
1. "Man, her poetry is really falling downhill.

2. "I can't believe I broke my favorite band Metallica's new cd, St. Anger. They really went downhill on that album.
by josh July 15, 2004
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ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise
This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway
by Josh February 23, 2005
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Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
by Josh April 14, 2004
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Project Rockstar

Project Rockstar its not just for Christmas its for life. Once you join you will never leave (See addiction)
Home of Codemonkey.
A banner a day will make the pop ups go away.
See this website(its the best):

www.projectrockstar.com/entry.asp
by Josh February 21, 2004
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rectochasm

A rectum with severe rectilinear vastness, generally over 30". Similar to a rectocave
Johnny stank of rectoplasm after falling into the rectochasm
by Josh April 18, 2005
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