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Definitions by Jordan Quill

John Hammond 

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.
You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.
John Hammond by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

Jurassic Park 

A magical cinematic legendary historical sales shattering golden polished (1993) film that will never be forgotten
Dr. Grant... My dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome... To Jurassic Park... Lovely wide shot of a valley of the park, full of Dinosaurs
Jurassic Park by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

Dracophiliac 

(Adjective) Someone who is sexually attracted to Dragons.
The Dracophiliac would watch Dragon movies
Dracophiliac by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017

Pseudonym 

A second name, one that is commonly concidered as a Nickname.
He wrote down his Pseudonym, instead of his actual name.
Pseudonym by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017

Paleophilia 

A rare erotic condition, where one is sexually attracted to Dinosaurs and even some other prehistoric creatures like Pterosaurs.
The man wanted to become a Paleontologist, because of his Paleophilia.
Paleophilia by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017

Ornithophiliac 

Someone who is sexually attracted to birds.
He found the Macaw's feathers and muscular wings attractive, because of his Ornithophiliac disorder.
Ornithophiliac by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017
Short for Gay ASMR, meaning something that is homosexual, in nature. But still gives off ASMR sensations.
The video is nothing but GaySMR.
GaySMR by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017