Jordan's definitions

homestarrunner

The coolest site in the world

by jordan June 19, 2003

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 9, 2005

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

dead kennedys

The best fucking punk band ever. JELLO = THE MOST INCREDIBLEY TALENTED PERSON ON EARTH. DK is nothing without him. You SHALL obey them.
I <3 Jello.

Wow. I can't beleive i ever wasted my time listening to crappy bands when i could've just put on some DK...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Smart rock

Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.

Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.

Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.

by Jordan May 6, 2004

invictuz

One extremely fat lard ass who has no goals in life except to become more and more fat. He has won the battle against anorexia, but has clearly lost the war to obesity. His goal in life is to own the burger king empire, so then he will not have to pay for his daily 30 cheeseburgers. He will one day realize how fat, ugly, and lonely he is (due to his lack of friends) and he will then commit suicide by not eating but 3 cheeseburgers in 10 hours.

Wow, invictuz is one fat lard

by jordan December 12, 2004

Baroness

The Ultimate Cocktease

Shes a right Baroness

by Jordan February 22, 2004