219 definitions by Jordan

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 12, 2004

punjabjab

a slang PUT DOWN to indians

tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in

by Jordan July 27, 2003

psp

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.

Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*

by Jordan April 25, 2005

prostitutionalize

to get pimped or pimp slaped

"I'ma prostitutionalize you bitch"

by Jordan April 21, 2004

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 3, 2003

Nasty sombraro

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

by Jordan December 12, 2003

makela

a male that pwnts teh vacuum cleaner up and down the floor every nite

why dont you makela that thing
d00d, Jordan wants to makela with you tonight

by Jordan January 26, 2005