Definitions by Jordan

fagster 

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.

He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.

fagster by jordan January 23, 2004

ontario 

Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.

Ontario place, I'm goin' again!

ontario by Jordan January 21, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

mammalaya by Jordan January 20, 2004

Trivet 

A local late-night hang out for all the stoners who get a craving for cheap munchies. Can see almsot half of your graduating class there at any given time of day.

"Man, I got the munchies, let's go to Trivet." - Gavi!

Trivet by Jordan January 17, 2004

lollerskate 

One of them niggas that be running around the bend sippin on 40's like the old days.

A yo I just seen that bitch ass lollerskate down this way.

lollerskate by Jordan January 17, 2004

Alcaholic 

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

Alcaholic by Jordan January 11, 2004

cron monster 

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

cron monster by Jordan January 11, 2004