Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jordan

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

a designer drug that alleviates all inhibitions and leaves the person who took it in an extreme state of euphoria, bliss. 'e' (slang for ecstasy) is mind-expanding, and is best accompanied with techno music.

i love ecstasy

by jordan December 3, 2003

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dekine

1 Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

2 A disciple of Pro4

1 You are dekine at Halo2

2 Dekine is a great swordsman

by Jordan March 3, 2005

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d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.

Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 6, 2004

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