Definitions by Jordan
Duckles
A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.
Hools
beanstache
A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
beanstache by Jordan October 26, 2004