JorDAN's definitions

britney spears

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.

Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.

by Jordan April 7, 2005

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 9, 2005

homestarrunner

The coolest site in the world

by jordan June 19, 2003

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

rusty bomber

when someone takes a huge dump on your chest

i sure could go for a "rusty bomber"right about now.

by jordan November 16, 2003

Nooch

the inside of a woman's vagina

i love the nooch

by jordan October 12, 2003

dead kennedys

The best fucking punk band ever. JELLO = THE MOST INCREDIBLEY TALENTED PERSON ON EARTH. DK is nothing without him. You SHALL obey them.
I <3 Jello.

Wow. I can't beleive i ever wasted my time listening to crappy bands when i could've just put on some DK...

by Jordan December 17, 2004