JorDAN's definitions

fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.

"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"

by Jordan August 16, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Prink

From the DVD extras od the UK film (Shaun Of The Dead). They use the word (prink) instead of prick to make the scene cleaner.

You fucking prink!
It's not Hiphop, it's electro.. Prink.

by Jordan January 7, 2005

lowbag

A gay person.

when playing the notes F-A-G on a guitar, it sounds like the notes B-A-G, just a bit lower in pitch.

"dude elliot, quit being such a lowbag and put on some real pants"

by jordan March 22, 2005

dekine

Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

You are dekine at Halo2

by Jordan February 23, 2005

hacky sack

Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.

Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.

by jordan May 8, 2004

Dude Rock

A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.

Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.

by Jordan February 28, 2004