Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Nate

Fat bitch

Nate is a fat bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jerry

A nice dude with a small but HAIRY cock he lets his friends touch the pubes

Jonson: can I touch your pubes
Jerry: of course

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Butt crack billy

A weird guy that has a huge butt crack and kidnaps kids making them go inside his buttcrack where he keeps them

Me: lalala
Butt crack billy: get in my butt
Me: please sir I don’t want to go in your butt

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pedophile Pete

A weird pedophile that is socially akward and clueless about everything

He’s a dumbass

Me: Lalala
Also me: ahhh it’s a pedophile
Pedophile Pete: blow me

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019