Jonfurstn's definitions

mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm

Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,

by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015

parajoya

The baseless suspicion of the motives of others that unexpectedly turns out well.

Two people were whispering about me and I thought it was something bad, but it turned out to be something nice, and I felt parajoya.

by Jonfurstn November 9, 2009

flushstrated

the feeling you get when, after flushing your toilet, your waste remains.

I pushed the toilet handle and when I looked back it was all still there, and I felt incredibly flushstrated.

by Jonfurstn November 8, 2010

DIELAUDED

Praised probably in exaggerated manner upon one's death

Most people during their lifetimes feel unappreciated and not special. However, in the end at their funerals, they often DIELAUDED

by Jonfurstn July 26, 2010

DoubleDown

Being upset about 1 thing, then creating another problem because you're distraught about the first problem

Dude,

"My boss fired me and I went home and Doubledowned on my girlfriend so she split on me"

by Jonfurstn May 10, 2009

emotional translator

trying to explain an idea or concept to a group of people but they misinterpret its meaning because of cultural barriers

I tried to explain a sensitive subject to my ethnic friends but without an emotional translator, they became enraged

by Jonfurstn December 20, 2010

serotonin sucker

Someone who is so miserable they bring you down and sap your happiness.

Everytime I'm with that serotonin sucker brother of mine, I feel gloomy.

by Jonfurstn November 25, 2009