Definitions by Jonco

jonco

An autistic kid that can't walk

(Jonco)Lazy ass nigga

jonco by Jonco May 8, 2022

Phonestipation

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.

I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.

Phonestipation by JonCo September 1, 2013

ilikechinesefightingcows 

its what jackie chan says in his animated cartoon when he's really really pissed because he knows that he'll never get laid

Jackie Chan says ilikechinesefightingcows when he casts gay asian voodoo spells

ilikechinesefightingcows by Jonco May 19, 2006

coolalicious 

a term you use when you think something is totally cool and delicious. if you have never heard of this word you are a complete faggoted idiot

Keira Knightly is awesomely coolalicious!!!

Kiwis are god's gift to the world. They are utterly coolalicious.

coolalicious by Jonco May 19, 2006