Jonathan the sheep's definitions

Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

VBP

Short for vulva-bearing person.

"Colby is en enby and they're a VBP."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021