Definitions by Jonathan McTwattybollocks

brassic

To be short in the wallet department to the tune of none.

Oh damn and dash Crispin! I carnt afford to get monged tonight, I am compleatly brassic. Tits!

brassic by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

clems 

testicles

(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).

Boy oh boy, its a hot one! My clems aint half sweaty.

clems by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

neck ender 

A waster who is so stupid and pointless in their existence that they may as well not even have a brain or indeed a head in which to keep one. Someone who believes tracksuit bottoms and rock port boots look good together and thinks Argos jewellery is 'dead fukn classy like pet'.

Usually a scally,pikey,kev,townie, charver,trailer trash,cracker or indeed any form of looser

Deborah: Look at all those work shy pikeys in the 'Everythings a Pound' shop Charles...

Charles: Yes Deborah, see them grab at those poor quality goods like the cavemen they are. What an absolute bunch of neck enders.

Deborah: our so right Charles, I love you.

Charles: I love you too Deborah

neck ender by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

babs 

Lady dumblings, wabs, norks, baps etc.

My what a fine pair of babs, yummy yummy.

babs by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

babbage

Colective for babs

I say Holmes, this years miss world contest holds a fine selection of babbage!

Yes Watson you randy old git!

babbage by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

get 

The north eastern (UK) version of git.

A rather annoying person.

you are such a git, go home!

get by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

lady puff

see lady boy. A term describing a man who takes pleasure in pretending to be a lady. Not to be taken literally at all times, as subject my not be a puff nor trying to imitate a lady as such, more a slag or lady of the night, just ladyofthenightpuff is too long a word.

Mike: Oi Terry lets go to the Phillipines its full of lady puffs.

Terry: Right! I'll get my coat!

lady puff by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004