JONAS's definitions

homostar

Simply, the number of stars on the badges worn at paramount parks by 18 year old "simpsons"esque workers (especially "canada's wonderland") equals the amount of gay the worker is in letting you do fun stuff...

that dude stopped mike from smoking that j behind the top gun roller-coaster! He must have like 3 homostars

by JONAS February 29, 2008

munder syndrome

The act of being a homosexual as well as illiterate at the same time. Also smoking pot and gorging himself with acts of sex fills the person's life full of love and laughter.

Bobby is opening the school for children with Munder Syndrome. a rarity experienced in the hearts of men from San Francisco.

by Jonas November 9, 2006

Cupboardly

Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.

Gaffa looks very cupboardly today.

by Jonas March 24, 2005

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 3, 2005

Genealogy

When you do some serious (most often sexual) research among several family members.

"So you slept with both Nana and her sister?"
"Are you serious? What would that be? Genealogy?"

alt.

That show "OC" or that movie "The Graduate".

by Jonas March 1, 2005

iofs

I och för sig, a swedish abbrevation for actually

Det är iofs rätt kul

by Jonas January 27, 2005

fred durst

Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.

Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.

Guy: Fred Durst is pretty awesome.

by Jonas January 19, 2005