Jonah Rowley's definitions

N-Gage

A handheld gaming system that looks like a phone that swallowed a GameBoy.

You mean you can use it as a phone?

by Jonah Rowley January 23, 2005

Resi

Short for Resident Evil.

"Resi's voice acting sucks!"
"Totally."

by Jonah Rowley January 23, 2005

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

Earth

An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.

"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."

by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004

on

What happens when someone dances at you, and you dance back.

"It's on!"
"No, it's not on."
"Oh, it's on!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

Earth

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.

Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004