Definitions by Jon Tester

9-11's 

A unit of measurement for large amounts of death.

How many 9-11's was World War 2, can we look it up?

9-11's by Jon Tester March 25, 2022

Hoxter 

A fellow who lacks the energy to live up to his own sociopathic heritage.

Don't listen to old Ned, he's quite the hoxter.

Hoxter by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Dratchell 

A piano tuned to the shadows cast on a vacant lot.

From A Parkersburg Vocabulary
by David Berman

The old dratchell decayed in that lot behind the plasma clinic.

Dratchell by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Quadriplegic Beekeeper 

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

Quadriplegic Beekeeper by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Blanched 

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

Blanched by Jon Tester October 20, 2019