Jon Tester's definitions

Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

Hoxter

A fellow who lacks the energy to live up to his own sociopathic heritage.

Don't listen to old Ned, he's quite the hoxter.

by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Dratchell

A piano tuned to the shadows cast on a vacant lot.

From A Parkersburg Vocabulary
by David Berman

The old dratchell decayed in that lot behind the plasma clinic.

by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Quadriplegic Beekeeper

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

9-11's

A unit of measurement for large amounts of death.

How many 9-11's was World War 2, can we look it up?

by Jon Tester March 25, 2022