Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jon Tester

9-11's

A unit of measurement for large amounts of death.

How many 9-11's was World War 2, can we look it up?

9-11's by Jon Tester March 25, 2022

A fellow who lacks the energy to live up to his own sociopathic heritage.

Don't listen to old Ned, he's quite the hoxter.

Hoxter by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

A piano tuned to the shadows cast on a vacant lot.

From A Parkersburg Vocabulary
by David Berman

The old dratchell decayed in that lot behind the plasma clinic.

Dratchell by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

Blanched by Jon Tester October 20, 2019