cuntsack

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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fuckass shit

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003
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dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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essay

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports
Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003
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toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks
Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state
Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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