Jon Harold the 3rd's definitions
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018
Get the Purple shitmug. Used to describe a dumb ass person in a nicer manor. Head-nutts are definitely easy to come by and hard to get away from. They may have you fooled now but their true headnutt form will soon come to your understanding.
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018
Get the Head-nuttmug. a sin to all enorts. fenorts are the fakest of enorts and deserve to fall down an avalyinto into a hole of fire balls. fake enorts are not accepted and will be squirted on with multiple squirts. worst of all dwarf squirt.
“polytotoo im literally an enort now. like i never thought this day would come and im so ENORTED to eat grapes with everyone.”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 25, 2018
Get the Fenortmug. A word used to classify a group of the littest kiddos who love glow stick parties. Enortion isn’t a simple feeling and surely not everyone can become an enort. Only pullgods can feel this.
“Woah I finally know how it feels to be an enort! IM SO ENORTED!”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 12, 2018
Get the Enortmug. A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.
by Jon Harold the 3rd April 11, 2018
Get the Enortedmug. a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.
“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 16, 2018
Get the Enort pledgemug. A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
Get the Bushy squirrelmug.