A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.
“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018
a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.
“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 15, 2018
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.
by Jon Harold the 3rd March 28, 2018
A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.
“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd April 02, 2018
a sin to all enorts. fenorts are the fakest of enorts and deserve to fall down an avalyinto into a hole of fire balls. fake enorts are not accepted and will be squirted on with multiple squirts. worst of all dwarf squirt.
“polytotoo im literally an enort now. like i never thought this day would come and im so ENORTED to eat grapes with everyone.”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 26, 2018