Jon Ace's definitions

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

(·_ ·)

An emotion showing a dazzed, confused, or retarded state.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity.

( + alt+0183 + underscore + space + alt+0183 + )

(·_ ·)

by Jon Ace October 22, 2006

Prom King

The male version of the Prom Queen. Usually a Guido or jock with the occasional "nice guy".

My chances for being voted as Prom King are slim to none, but there's hope, right? RIGHT?!

by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".

Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"

by Jon Ace April 10, 2012

Joykill

A person or event that ruins a good time. When something "bursts your bubble".

Synonym for killjoy.

"Sick_Heret1c", you're such a joykill.

The thunderstorm that started up while we were at the beach was a joykill.

by Jon Ace May 25, 2006