Jon Ace's definitions

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".

Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"

by Jon Ace April 10, 2012

ʘ‿ʘ

An emoticon denoting a look of approval.

Antonymous to the look of disapproval (ಠ_ಠ).

Person A: I find myself wishing there was a Look of Approval...

Person B: But there is! ʘ‿ʘ

by Jon Ace September 15, 2010

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace October 14, 2007

Potsy

An old and less used term for the game Hopscotch.

Almost nobody uses the term potsy anymore, now it's called hopscotch.

by Jon Ace July 1, 2007