Jon Ace's definitions

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An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

widescreen

A noun for a nicely shaped, but oversized ass on a female.

Emanuel likes widescreen, so he's gonna go look for a girl with an ass.

by Jon Ace April 15, 2006

<(:D)>

An emoticon depicting:

- "Here I am!"
- "Surprise!"
- Someone wanting a hug.

It can also be used in a humorous/wise ass sense as shown in the example.

Person 1: I was going fast on the road, then I slammed the brakes and made a skid mark.

Person 2: Where? In your underwear? <(:D)>

by Jon Ace May 22, 2007

DIHV

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

by Jon Ace March 25, 2007

Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006