Jon's definitions

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.

Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.

by Jon February 8, 2005

cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

by jon October 23, 2003

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005

goku

the greatest fighter ever,even better then rocky

goku is not fat he is buff and is muscular and is pretty dumb but when it comes to fighting he is the smartest person in the universe

by jon June 30, 2004

motley crue

best fuc*ing 80's band ever, i swaer to god the BEST!

kicksart my heart cuz i never stop

by jon April 30, 2004