Jon's definitions

OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

by Jon September 26, 2003

quurr

Blacker way to say "queer"

Mike:"I like men"
Jon:"That's cause you are a quurr"

by Jon August 2, 2004

uncondomable

When a couple has unprotected sex, either in the anus or vagina.

They had uncondomable sex.

by Jon April 7, 2005

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

Finka

A caucasian mainly Japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.

by Jon August 29, 2003

pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself

Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.

by Jon March 23, 2005

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).

"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."

by Jon October 29, 2004