Jon's definitions

hai

An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.

Man, Hai sucks at math.

by jon February 12, 2004

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book

a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!

by jon February 11, 2004

lshismp

Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants

That was so funny ilshismp.

by Jon February 8, 2004

hetro

Same as Hetero Correct spelling.
A heterosexual person.

No anal for me i am hetro.

by jon February 8, 2004

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.

I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.

by Jon February 7, 2004

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 5, 2004