Jon's definitions

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004

Palos Verdes

1. A collective term for the four cities on the Palos Verdes Peninsula (Rolling Hills, Rolling Hills Estates, Palos Verdes, and Rancho Palos Verdes).

2. Literally means "green sticks" in Spanish.

3. Also known as "the hill."

"It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes."

- Reservoir Dogs

by Jon April 6, 2005

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004

Joy

Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.

Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.

by Jon May 13, 2005

roll deep

Going somewhere with a large amount of people.

we rollin 20 deep in da club.

by jon October 9, 2003

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.

Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.

by Jon June 3, 2005