Jon's definitions

meow-meow

is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever

the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.

by jon December 12, 2003

yurk

Yurk: describing the feeling of cuming. it can also be the actual jiz itself

Usually when I eff her, I am like Yurk, but last night was soo good, I was like Yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk.

by Jon June 29, 2004

Avenue Q

1. Winner of the Tony Award for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Lyrics, and Best Book in 2004.
2. The funniest show I've ever seen on Broadway.
3. A parody of Sesame Street.

Abbr. "Q"

Holy fuck! Q beat Wicked at best musical!

by Jon June 18, 2004

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

heh

Coversational putty, used mainly on IRC to smoothen the flow of chat. Can be used to acknowledge another person's speech, while not actually responding to it. Can also be used as an equivalent of throat-clearing, indicating that you have something to say which will follow afterward.

<Jimbo> so I just said forget it and went home
<Ace> heh
<harley> heh

<llama> heh
<llama> you guys won't believe what just happened

by Jon November 26, 2003

meileen

A rich chinese brat. Usually very selfish, no common sense or common decency.

"Why'd you break up? "

"Dude, she was such a Meileen."

by Jon October 11, 2003