Definitions by Jon 

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

PISS FLAPS by jon December 29, 2003

beef curtains 

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

beef curtains by jon December 29, 2003

pepsi 

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

pepsi by Jon December 28, 2003

poo 

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.

Look at that poo.

poo by Jon December 27, 2003

sweats 

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

sweats by Jon December 26, 2003

god 

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

god by Jon December 26, 2003

gug 

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

gug by Jon December 25, 2003