53 definitions by Jon Davis

perversion

The act of perverting something.

A tweak, change, or adjustment of an otherwise true or accurate person, place, thing, or idea, to the point of making the person, place, thing, or idea no longer true or accurate.

Mormon belief is a perversion of Christianity.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

mistake

An action that leads to the word, "Oops?"

See fool, sin, error, marriage

I made a tragic mistake.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Sixteenth Amendment

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

declare

To pronounce, announce, utter, say, or clearly indicate, as though officially, or with authority, or bearing formality.

"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

slavery

The state of being required to serve or give tribute to someone.

One who engages in debt is in slavery to the debt; the master is the loaner.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

black robe

The covering of clothes worn by a courtroom judge.

A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.

The black robe sentenced the guy who did no wrong to five years in prison.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

courtroom

A place where a man in a black robe seated on a majestic throne uses the authority of the government to beat up the government's constituents and call it "justice".

The innocent man entered the courtroom and wound up in prison.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004