Definitions by Jomasma

Alfredo

A father figure who is sometimes married to Alexa, he loves facebook and mowing the lawn.

me: wait that ur dad?
My fren: yeah alfredo like the pasta

Alfredo by Jomasma May 19, 2026

When your mom says no to going to McDonalds so you shit in her coffee the next morning

mom: who shat in my coffee?
Me: Get 58 bitch ass

58 by Jomasma May 19, 2026