Definitions by Jomasma

Alfredo

A father figure who is sometimes married to Alexa, he loves facebook and mowing the lawn.

me: wait that ur dad?
My fren: yeah alfredo like the pasta

Alfredo by Jomasma May 19, 2026

58

When your mom says no to going to McDonalds so you shit in her coffee the next morning

mom: who shat in my coffee?
Me: Get 58 bitch ass

58 by Jomasma May 19, 2026