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Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.
"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".
"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.
"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Fagfucker

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker
"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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