Jolly judd's definitions

Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.

"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Fetusfucker

An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.

"Which one of you Fetusfuckers fucked my girlfriend and gave her Anal Warts?"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009