Definitions by Jolly judd

Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.

"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"

Christbag by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Cocksqueedle 

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

Cocksqueedle by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Anal Jihad 

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

Anal Jihad by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Pounds Vag 

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

Pounds Vag by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Bitchtits 

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

Bitchtits by Jolly judd January 29, 2009

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge 

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Penal Queef 

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

Penal Queef by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009