by Joker the Fortnite God April 19, 2020
Diaz Nuts
by Joker the Fortnite God April 02, 2024
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by Joker the Fortnite God July 01, 2021
A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
A Twitch fad started by popular streamer Jerma985 and since picked up by several other streamers, where live feed of "the horror" is occasionally put on screen during a regular stream, such as gaming or chatting. Anyone who sees "the horror" finds it extremely funny, with laughing fits sometimes lasting hours, but every time it is shown, one of the viewers dies from unknown causes. Finding victims has proven difficult due to the global nature of Twitch viewership, and as such only 6 out of the estimated 70 victims of the trend have been identified and located, with the subsequent autopsies yielding no conclusive results as to the cause of death. This effect is only observed during the live streams; Twitch clips or externally recorded footage of "the horror" have been confirmed to not produce the same reaction, and were instead found by viewers to be mildly unsettling but otherwise uninteresring, with no fatalities recorded. While the nature and origin of "the horror" are currently uncertain, the current theory suggests a ▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉▉
I'm not gonna peep the horror, chat. I'm not doing it! We've killed, what, eight people today? *reads chat* "Do it again, you pussy"? You know what, you guys are assholes. Okay, fuck it. You wanted it, here it is. *"the horror" appears on screen, killing ▉▉ year old ▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉ from ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉, ▉▉, USA*
-recorded during Jerma985 stream on 11.▉▉.2021
-recorded during Jerma985 stream on 11.▉▉.2021
by Joker the Fortnite God December 19, 2021
If you wear a mask, a seatbelt, a helmet, a condom, or any clothing at all, you're a bitchperson.
Don't call a they/them a bitch or a bitchboy, use bitchperson instead.
Don't call a they/them a bitch or a bitchboy, use bitchperson instead.
by Joker the Fortnite God February 26, 2022
Homie 1: I just did NNN
Homie 2: Bruh it's june
Homie 1: Retard I mean no bombs, no misses, normal. It's harder than just not fapping
Homie 2: Bruh it's june
Homie 1: Retard I mean no bombs, no misses, normal. It's harder than just not fapping
by Joker the Fortnite God July 19, 2021