Jojo's definitions

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 9, 2004

rilo kiley

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!

Man lets go listen to some rilo...

by jojo August 16, 2004

shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

dirty pickle

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.

The man and woman had to shower intensely after they both did the dirty pickle.

by jojo March 4, 2004

C.A.P.

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.

OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!

by JoJo May 13, 2005

britney spears

a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.

Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.

by JOJO February 27, 2005

monkey

A dick!, a Cock!

I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!

by JOJO July 9, 2003