Jojo's definitions

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

WEM

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.

Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:

"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)

"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)

And too many more stupid questions to list.

by JoJo July 23, 2004

sobatsoku

the coolest person on earth :)

jojo the mojo aka anne aka sobatsoku on rs :)

by jojo July 24, 2004

james standen

a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2 me

he ahs dislocated his shoulder and is out ov fotti 4 a month or 2

by jojo July 26, 2004

megalomaniac

My Definition is a belief is so strong that I am so powerful even more powerful than god
I am paronaid of all things and make sure all my phones are not tapped
I say bring it on to take over the world
Any one standing in my way is un patrotic

I am to powerful for my boots
Bring it on we can take the world
I hear voices
You know I am god and he made me do it

by JOJO August 1, 2004

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 9, 2004

rilo kiley

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!

Man lets go listen to some rilo...

by jojo August 16, 2004