Jojo's definitions

pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

lumis

A urban legend with a bit of fried green beans

his mind had a lumis confunction

by JoJo January 6, 2005

Heavy Metal

The perfect type of music, that can release ur iner anger, and turn it itno good

Heavy Metal Rules

by JoJo December 31, 2003

rilo kiley

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!

Man lets go listen to some rilo...

by jojo August 16, 2004

skool-aid

A soft drink that you make by mixing it together with water and suga

I wanta 'nother glass of dat skool-aid.
I was a "Skool-aid Kid" when I was a youngun.

by Jojo July 18, 2003

Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.

Look at that fucking Zurcher, gahh..

by jojo August 14, 2003

dirty pickle

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.

The man and woman had to shower intensely after they both did the dirty pickle.

by jojo March 4, 2004