JohnnyApocalypse's definitions

hangoverrific

terrifically hung over.

My friends are total lightweights, so naturally they were absolutely hangoverrific after a night on the town.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 2, 2012

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012

Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013

johntroversial

causing johntroversy

The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.

"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"

by JohnnyApocalypse May 9, 2012

Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"

Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!

by JohnnyApocalypse December 2, 2011

poisonetta

A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.

The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.

by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020

Glutenpoopen

A side effect of gluten intolerance and failure to maintain strict dietary discipline.

I ate wheat bread, now I’m glutenpoopen

by JohnnyApocalypse July 12, 2022