Flipping Another Man's Meat

An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.
According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)
by JohnnyApocalypse October 26, 2016
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Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 09, 2015
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gloomerize

to glamorize gloom
My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 07, 2012
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fakestagram

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?
Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.
by JohnnyApocalypse March 25, 2014
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Fart, Fart, Shart

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 09, 2016
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Glutenpoopen

A side effect of gluten intolerance and failure to maintain strict dietary discipline.
by JohnnyApocalypse July 12, 2022
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dadoodadeeda

Verbal filler used to finish a sentence when too tired, lazy or drunk to actually assemble words into a complete thought. Ideally, used with the intention that the person you are speaking to is tuned into your train of thought enough that you are understood nonetheless.
Me after being awake 40 hours: "I gotta go dadoodadeeda."

A close friend: "Word."
by JohnnyApocalypse November 30, 2013
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