JohnnyApocalypse's definitions

Flipping Another Man's Meat

An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.

According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)

by JohnnyApocalypse October 25, 2016

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

fakestagram

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?

Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 4, 2014

gloomerize

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012

hangoverrific

terrifically hung over.

My friends are total lightweights, so naturally they were absolutely hangoverrific after a night on the town.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 2, 2012

Chinese Restaurant Name

An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.

I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...

by JohnnyApocalypse July 4, 2015

Glutenpoopen

A side effect of gluten intolerance and failure to maintain strict dietary discipline.

I ate wheat bread, now I’m glutenpoopen

by JohnnyApocalypse July 12, 2022