poisonetta

A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.

The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.

by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020

johntroversial

causing johntroversy

The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.

"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"

by JohnnyApocalypse May 09, 2012

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 05, 2012

fakestagram

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?

Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 04, 2014

Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"

Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!

by JohnnyApocalypse December 02, 2011

Glutenpoopen

A side effect of gluten intolerance and failure to maintain strict dietary discipline.

I ate wheat bread, now I’m glutenpoopen

by JohnnyApocalypse July 12, 2022

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014