America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 22, 2015
A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 13, 2015
Everybody else: It’s good to have an itinerary set before going on a road trip across the country.
Me: Screw your youtinerary. I’m moving to the Southwest to do, idk, something with turquoise.
Me: Screw your youtinerary. I’m moving to the Southwest to do, idk, something with turquoise.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 18, 2022
Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!
by JohnnyApocalypse September 01, 2014
Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse July 18, 2013
terrifically hung over.
My friends are total lightweights, so naturally they were absolutely hangoverrific after a night on the town.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 01, 2012
An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.
I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...
by JohnnyApocalypse June 25, 2015