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meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
mugGet the meat pursemug.

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge
I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
mugGet the buttchugmug.

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.
If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.
by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008
mugGet the gootermug.

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
mugGet the kentucky barn burnermug.

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah
I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.
by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007
mugGet the splash upmug.

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.
That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.
by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007
mugGet the furr piemug.

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime
Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!
by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008
mugGet the meat shitmug.

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