Johnny Vein's definitions

scab

stupid, crazy ass bitch

"the scab destroyed her ex boyfriend's home, ruined his finances and sabotaged his career and hasn't paid child support at all."

by Johnny Vein September 3, 2023

Chili-Mac Daddy

A soldier of the U.S. Army who is fat and eats the famed U.S. Army Chili Mac at chow.

"There goes Evan, that Chili-Mac Daddy. I'm surprised he even made it through basic!"

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021

Tony Macaroni

A silly Italian bastard with underlying dark triad traits that leads others into believing he is just an innocent idiot

"There goes Johnny farting in a guys face again. I heard he was Italian. They should change his name to Tony Macaroni or something funny like that."

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021

just do nothing

the only winning move is not to play

1: "how do i win the game?"
2: "just do nothing."

by Johnny Vein August 21, 2025

OG Thundernuts

The true man in the Truman Show who woke up to Saklas' Monarch mind control and took a dump on the matrix instead of selling his soul or remaining a victim..

Makes music and goes on adventures through the other worlds with his wives while jealous reptilians try to cockblock and sabotage him constantly (because they know he carries powerful seed)..

"OG THUNDERNUTS STRIKES AGAIN!"
"OG THUNDERNUTS JUST TOOK A DUMP ON THE MATRIX!"
"OG THUNDERNUTS JUST WENT THROUGH A PORTAL THROUGH HYPERSPACE AND FARTED IN A NIGGAS FACE AND RETURNED TO 3D LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.."

by Johnny Vein January 23, 2026