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splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah
I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.
by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007
mugGet the splash upmug.

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.
That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
mugGet the ass agentmug.

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007
mugGet the shower shitmug.

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
mugGet the white knucklingmug.

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy
Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.
by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008
mugGet the fire one outmug.

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
mugGet the reading materialmug.

meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
mugGet the meat pursemug.

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