Johnny Tats's definitions

tikis

Slang term for heroine.

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007

dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes

Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008