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the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.
by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008
mugGet the the clinchmug.

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
mugGet the cumsoppermug.

stupifried

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are
I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.
by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008
mugGet the stupifriedmug.

BBR

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR
by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008
mugGet the BBRmug.

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
mugGet the Would Imug.

tikis

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.
by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007
mugGet the tikismug.

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.
If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.
by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008
mugGet the gootermug.

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