hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

BOB

Acronym for Ballin' On a Budget

I was going to get the Rolex, but since I'm BOB I got the Seiko.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008