Johnny Tats's definitions
by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.
by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
