Johnny Tats's definitions
by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?
Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008
