Definitions by Johnny S.

Low chin 

When a gay man or lesbian woman sticks their jaw in the arse of an individual of the opposite sex.

I'm going to low chin you so god damn hard

Low chin by Johnny S. December 7, 2019

Salty pie 

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

Salty pie by Johnny S. February 5, 2019

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

Crunk Junk by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

fauxhemian 

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

fauxhemian by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

hatstand 

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

hatstand by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

banjaxed 

Broken down with little hope of recovery.

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

banjaxed by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

camberwell carrot 

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

camberwell carrot by Johnny S. April 1, 2003