Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

FUF

FUF is short for "Fucked up Fridays" a drinking game

Anyone one up for FUF

by Johnny S. November 04, 2020

Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

banjaxed

Broken down with little hope of recovery.

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

wee me

Derogatory term for a member of the Free Presbyterian Church, possibly deriving from their supposed belief of being the sole recipients of Salvation. (N. Ireland)

"Did you see the fuss that Paisley's lot made?"
"That's the wee mes for you."

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

America

A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.

President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020