Johnny S. 's definitions

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Stob eht

Indian way of saying stop it when frustrated

STOb EHT

by Johnny S. October 13, 2020

Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

banjaxed

Broken down with little hope of recovery.

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

fauxhemian

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

America

A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.

President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020