Definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

newbian by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

cuz 

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'

I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.

cuz by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

suppish 

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.

(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.

suppish by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

asspony by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003