Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Toshiro Mifune

Japanese Actor. His name has become synonymous with sexy awesomeness.

I would go gay for Toshiro Mifune.

by Johnny Pseudonym March 8, 2008

You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005

Illuminati

Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.

Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 27, 2005

USA

United States of America, a Federal Republic in the western hemisphere. The populace is considered to be a brutish, war-mongering bunch. This is the result of European regression.

For the allied powers, it was critical for an assured victory that the USA enter the war.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 18, 2007

trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.

John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006