my dinner with satan

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.

My dinner with satan was terrible.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

humanitarian sex

Please refer to Pity Fuck

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 01, 2008

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005