Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.

John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006

USA

United States of America, a Federal Republic in the western hemisphere. The populace is considered to be a brutish, war-mongering bunch. This is the result of European regression.

For the allied powers, it was critical for an assured victory that the USA enter the war.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 18, 2007

San Giorgio

Brand of pasta, named in honor of St. George the Dragon Slayer; an early turkish christian knight who saved a pagan syrian town from a dragon and had a mean recipe for Vermicelli in Vodka sauce.

Tony, go get me a box of San Giorgio you brain-dead Bag of Shit!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Illuminati

Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.

Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 27, 2005

Asianese

The word my Uncle uses to describe those who possess at least 23 mongoloid chromosomes.

" Damn (Explotive Deleted) stupid, (Explotive Deleted) Asianese!"- Uncle Steve

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005