Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007

Asianese

The word my Uncle uses to describe those who possess at least 23 mongoloid chromosomes.

" Damn (Explotive Deleted) stupid, (Explotive Deleted) Asianese!"- Uncle Steve

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.

John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006

hippy

Someone who rejects war and military actions, simply because the Conservatives who support those actions also try to limit the ways in which the pathetic jerks can alter their consciousness.

Every time a person eats a steak, a Hippy loses his high.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005