Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

Illuminati

Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.

Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 27, 2005

USA

United States of America, a Federal Republic in the western hemisphere. The populace is considered to be a brutish, war-mongering bunch. This is the result of European regression.

For the allied powers, it was critical for an assured victory that the USA enter the war.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 18, 2007

Asianese

The word my Uncle uses to describe those who possess at least 23 mongoloid chromosomes.

" Damn (Explotive Deleted) stupid, (Explotive Deleted) Asianese!"- Uncle Steve

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Regression

A stress-related defense mechanism. Involves reverting to immature behavior when presented with a stressful situation or hurtful information.

The Europeans were very regressive when they realised that Paris and London had been replaced by New York and Rio de Janiero.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005