Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.

Protestant is the P in WASP.

by Johnny Pseudonym June 25, 2005

hippy

Someone who rejects war and military actions, simply because the Conservatives who support those actions also try to limit the ways in which the pathetic jerks can alter their consciousness.

Every time a person eats a steak, a Hippy loses his high.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Asianese

The word my Uncle uses to describe those who possess at least 23 mongoloid chromosomes.

" Damn (Explotive Deleted) stupid, (Explotive Deleted) Asianese!"- Uncle Steve

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Regression

A stress-related defense mechanism. Involves reverting to immature behavior when presented with a stressful situation or hurtful information.

The Europeans were very regressive when they realised that Paris and London had been replaced by New York and Rio de Janiero.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005