Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

hippy

Someone who rejects war and military actions, simply because the Conservatives who support those actions also try to limit the ways in which the pathetic jerks can alter their consciousness.

Every time a person eats a steak, a Hippy loses his high.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.

Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

St. Michael

Prince of the Heavenly Host.

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.

Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)

Pope Benedict XVI wears a funny hat.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 28, 2005