Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

humanitarian sex

Please refer to Pity Fuck

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.

"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.

Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005