Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.

Protestant is the P in WASP.

by Johnny Pseudonym June 25, 2005

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005

Toshiro Mifune

Japanese Actor. His name has become synonymous with sexy awesomeness.

I would go gay for Toshiro Mifune.

by Johnny Pseudonym March 8, 2008

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

humanitarian sex

Please refer to Pity Fuck

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007

Hague'd

The act of being arraigned and/or detained by a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.

The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia Hague'd Milosevic's fat ass.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 20, 2008