Johnny J. Rockability's definitions

brother-in-sin

Term for live-in lover's male sibling.

My brother-in-sin doesn't like tomatoes.

by Johnny J. Rockability January 4, 2011

mother-in-sin

term for a live-in lover's mother.

My mother-in-sin is much nicer than my ex-mother-in-law.

by Johnny J. Rockability January 4, 2011

office bias

Occurs when a website has a large amount of content that is exclusively relevant to or tilted toward the perspective of office workers, due to the fact that office workers apparently have plenty of time to kill frequenting frivolous, time-wasting websites, like this one.

Examples of office bias on urbandictionary.com are legion and include anything related to offices, faxing, stock trading, elevators, frequent air travel, etc.

by Johnny J. Rockability July 16, 2010

shredding cheddar

spending lots of money

A family vacation is one way of shredding cheddar.

Well, she's off to the mall again to shred dat chedda!

by Johnny J. Rockability July 16, 2010

imbible

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): im·bib·led; im·bib·ling

1 a: to receive into the mind and retain the notion that everything in the bible is true b: to assimilate or take into your mind the idea that all events in the bible are factual

2: to drink liquid feces

— im·bib·ler noun

Alcohol is great for escaping reality, but it wears off; so, I imbible instead.

Dude, I got so imbibled last night I had visions of Eve shagging Cain and Abel!

You don't have to be an imbibler to question evolution, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

by Johnny J. Rockability January 17, 2008

betty

Slang term for a girl who associates with the punkrock/skateboarding/alternative subculture(s). The term originates from pin-up model Bettie Page's signature haircut with short bangs, a common fashion trait for girls in these subcultures.

The origins of the term "betty" has nothing to do with Betty Rubble, Betty Boop, or with the stereohype that it is a sure "bet" that a betty will have sex on the first date; at least, as far as I'm aware.

by Johnny J. Rockability January 28, 2008

stereohype

A stereotype that is based on unsound or highly subjective non-empirical observation, with little basis in fact.

Stereotype: Black people are often good athletes.

Stereohype: All black people like watermelon.

Don't believe the stereohype!

by Johnny J. Rockability January 28, 2008