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Johnny J. Rockability's definitions

stereohype

A stereotype that is based on unsound or highly subjective non-empirical observation, with little basis in fact.

Stereotype: Black people are often good athletes.

Stereohype: All black people like watermelon.
Don't believe the stereohype!
by Johnny J. Rockability January 28, 2008
mugGet the stereohypemug.

imbible

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): im·bib·led; im·bib·ling

1 a: to receive into the mind and retain the notion that everything in the bible is true b: to assimilate or take into your mind the idea that all events in the bible are factual

2: to drink liquid feces

— im·bib·ler noun
Alcohol is great for escaping reality, but it wears off; so, I imbible instead.

Dude, I got so imbibled last night I had visions of Eve shagging Cain and Abel!

You don't have to be an imbibler to question evolution, but it certainly doesn't hurt.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 17, 2008
mugGet the imbiblemug.

military adventurism

Function: noun

1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
One of a long list of things the Republican Party has apparently done to disappoint its supporters is when it engaged in military adventurism.
by Johnny J. Rockability October 20, 2008
mugGet the military adventurismmug.

brother-in-sin

Term for live-in lover's male sibling.
My brother-in-sin doesn't like tomatoes.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 4, 2011
mugGet the brother-in-sinmug.

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
mugGet the premature e-check-ulationmug.

shredding cheddar

A family vacation is one way of shredding cheddar.

Well, she's off to the mall again to shred dat chedda!
by Johnny J. Rockability July 16, 2010
mugGet the shredding cheddarmug.

betty

Slang term for a girl who associates with the punkrock/skateboarding/alternative subculture(s). The term originates from pin-up model Bettie Page's signature haircut with short bangs, a common fashion trait for girls in these subcultures.
The origins of the term "betty" has nothing to do with Betty Rubble, Betty Boop, or with the stereohype that it is a sure "bet" that a betty will have sex on the first date; at least, as far as I'm aware.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 28, 2008
mugGet the bettymug.

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