betty

Slang term for a girl who associates with the punkrock/skateboarding/alternative subculture(s). The term originates from pin-up model Bettie Page's signature haircut with short bangs, a common fashion trait for girls in these subcultures.
The origins of the term "betty" has nothing to do with Betty Rubble, Betty Boop, or with the stereohype that it is a sure "bet" that a betty will have sex on the first date; at least, as far as I'm aware.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 28, 2008
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military adventurism

Function: noun

1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
One of a long list of things the Republican Party has apparently done to disappoint its supporters is when it engaged in military adventurism.
by Johnny J. Rockability October 20, 2008
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mother-in-sin

term for a live-in lover's mother.
My mother-in-sin is much nicer than my ex-mother-in-law.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 04, 2011
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brother-in-sin

Term for live-in lover's male sibling.
My brother-in-sin doesn't like tomatoes.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 04, 2011
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office bias

Occurs when a website has a large amount of content that is exclusively relevant to or tilted toward the perspective of office workers, due to the fact that office workers apparently have plenty of time to kill frequenting frivolous, time-wasting websites, like this one.
Examples of office bias on urbandictionary.com are legion and include anything related to offices, faxing, stock trading, elevators, frequent air travel, etc.
by Johnny J. Rockability July 16, 2010
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premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
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imbible

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): im·bib·led; im·bib·ling

1 a: to receive into the mind and retain the notion that everything in the bible is true b: to assimilate or take into your mind the idea that all events in the bible are factual

2: to drink liquid feces

— im·bib·ler noun
Alcohol is great for escaping reality, but it wears off; so, I imbible instead.

Dude, I got so imbibled last night I had visions of Eve shagging Cain and Abel!

You don't have to be an imbibler to question evolution, but it certainly doesn't hurt.
by Johnny J. Rockability January 17, 2008
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