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A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.
With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.
Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.
Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Davison Michigan mug.When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
Get the Assphyxiated mug.1. Mother and father took some bad acid last night.
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010
Get the Yanking your chain mug.David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
Get the W.T.F. mug.Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!
Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!
Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.
Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!
Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!
Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.
Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!
by Johnny Davison March 12, 2010
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