Johnny Davison's definitions
1. A Mistake
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010
Get the oopsiemug. Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
Get the O.M.G.mug. by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
Get the Taco Buttmug. Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Get the Moby Dickinmug. A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.
With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.
Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.
Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Davison Michiganmug. Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the The Pastmug. Rick: What the heck were you thinking?
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Fux'd upmug.