1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
1. A Mistake
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010
Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.
Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
by Johnny Davison March 19, 2010