Johnny Davison's definitions
1. A Mistake
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
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Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
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Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
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Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
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