Johnny Davison's definitions

Amp'd

Feeling Stoked, and or hyped up for something.

Steve: Man am I ever amp'd for this concert!

Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!

Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?

Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!

by Johnny Davison January 21, 2010

Job For A Cowboy

One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,

DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened

Genesis:The divine falsehood

Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.

1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.

2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.

3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Mogley

Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.

Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!

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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Flipping Tits

Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.

Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Diphenhydramine

Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.

David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine

Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

oopsie

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.

1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!

by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010