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Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Get the Flipping Tits mug.Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.
David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Diphenhydramine mug.Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the The Past mug.Rick: What the heck were you thinking?
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Fux'd up mug.Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.
Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Get the Mogley mug.Steve: Man am I ever amp'd for this concert!
Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!
Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?
Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!
Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!
Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?
Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!
by Johnny Davison January 21, 2010
Get the Amp'd mug.1. A Mistake
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
2. A Accident
3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Employee: What? I'm fired?
Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!
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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010
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