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Definitions by Johnny Davison

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
oopsie by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010

Fishy Kissy

Preforming Oral Sex On a Female Who Has a Stinky Vagina.
Ricky: Franky got a Fishy Kissy from sammy!
Timmy: Sick man! She doesn't take care of herself!
Fishy Kissy by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
A saying or slogan meaning We Think Fast.
David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
W.T.F. by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.

Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
O.M.G. by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010

Yanking your chain 

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

Thuggin N Buggin 

To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.
Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!

Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!

Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.

Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!

AfroChan 

A Chinese crime fighter with a massive 70's Afro and a wicked mojo.
Willy: HELP SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!

AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP

Criminal: " Falls Over"

Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!

AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.
AfroChan by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010