Johnny Davison's definitions

oopsie

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.

1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!

by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010

Job For A Cowboy

One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,

DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened

Genesis:The divine falsehood

Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.

1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.

2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.

3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

I-roc

One of thee sweetest rides of all times.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.

1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.

2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.

3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Amp'd

Feeling Stoked, and or hyped up for something.

Steve: Man am I ever amp'd for this concert!

Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Figure 2

Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!

Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?

Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!

by Johnny Davison January 21, 2010

Davison Michigan

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.

Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Thuggin N Buggin

To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.

Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!

Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!

Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.

Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!

by Johnny Davison March 12, 2010