Johnny Davison's definitions
Steve: Man am I ever amp'd for this concert!
Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!
Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?
Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!
Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!
Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?
Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!
by Johnny Davison January 21, 2010
Get the Amp'dmug. Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.
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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the The Pastmug. When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
Get the Assphyxiatedmug. 1. Mother and father took some bad acid last night.
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Get the Permatripmug. Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.
David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Diphenhydraminemug. One of thee sweetest rides of all times.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Get the I-rocmug. A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Crying In The Shit Housemug.