Johnny Davison's definitions

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

I-roc

One of thee sweetest rides of all times.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.

1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.

2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.

3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010

Mogley

Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.

Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!

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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Diphenhydramine

Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.

David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine

Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Flipping Tits

Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.

Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

oopsie

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.

1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!

by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010